10 Things Tech You Should Know About Anti-Pirate

1. Background: I am also a 4th year Electrical Engineering student at the University of Tennessee.
   
2. I'm a human being... Unlike copjon... Though I would have always imagined a computer being better at circuits than him...
   
3. THE ONLY THING APPLE DID RIGHT WAS THE IPHONE AND LYING TO PEOPLE... That said, the iphone's pretty cool. And I guess all in all they're really no more evil than Microsoft, they just pocket more of your money per computer.
4. Microsoft made windows XP and windows 7... If that's all they ever made, maybe they wouldn't suck so much.
5. Copjon likes to paint himself as a computer nerd... Why does he always ask me for help with his linux problems? :P
6. I like Google, they're kinda like Sully from Monsters INC. There this big massive corporate monster that's really just fluffy and gentle. Unlike Microsoft and Mac... Microsoft is more like dwarves in a mountain sitting on their gold and not really doing much with it. And Apple, is kinda like a Succubus, they lure you in with trendy and sexy and then steal everything you have leaving you naked and shamed on the floor.
7. I firmly believe the Ipod is the creation of good advertising, not good device making. I've yet to be impressed with the durability or sound quallity of one when compared to Sony or Creative.
   
8. Lol, the Zii's processor is better than my laptops... :(
9. COPJON IS A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO HATES BABY SEALS!!! I like green. It's a pretty color. But I prefer being tanish... oh. Yeah, being good to the enviroment = awesomeness.
10. 10 years away isn't as bad as that 2 years off that comes 20 years later... or never... JUST RELEASE THE DANG PRODUCT ALREADY!!!